Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.
Sorry for the shitty picture
To thank you guys for your continuous support, I have decided to have a giveaway! :D
It is my first ever giveaway and I am a low paid highschooler so this isn’t the biggest giveaway ever.
In honour of my main fandoms (Dragon Age + Mass Effect) This is a BioWare giveaway!
First prize is an N7 armour striped hoodie!!
Second prize is a coffee cup, either the N7 or Kirkwall one; winners choice.
And third prize is a DA2 coaster!!
- You have to be following me to win. This is for my followers so it is only fair.
- Like and reblogs count. But be careful not to spam your followers.
- I am in Australia and will ship internationally :)
- Your ask box must be open or I will pick another winner.
- Giveaway will end 22nd of May 6pm AEST (Australian Eastern standard time) and winners will be picked by a random number generator.
If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask me. Remember this is my first giveaway, so go easy on me haha.
Love you all!!
I was drinking a glass of water and I remembered I had a 1/3 filled water bottle in the freezer, I take it out noticing that it had fallen on the side and froze completely froze. So I cut the ice out and use it as a big ass ice cube jutting out of my cup. I take bites of my ice as I drink and this was no different so I’m nibbling away at this ice every once, not really paying attention and then this time the ice was really hard to break so I bite down really hard and before I know it, water is pouring down my shirt into my lap. I wasn’t eating the ice cube, I WAS FUCKING EATING THE GLASS. I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP. NOW MY FACE IS ALL JACKED UP.
I will repeat.
I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP.
THIS IS WHAT REMAINS OF MY CUP.
I finally got my friend to join tumblr
and then it occurred to me that she’s gonna see all my depression posts and see how fucked up i actually am
i’d be concerned about her seeing this post except i guess this is probably the best way of saying ‘hey dont be surprised if i randomly die one day. the internet has known for months.’
so yeah. if you see any future depression posts, Mel, this is a normal thing for me. dont panic
I mentioned this on OLR Sunday: This is what happens when you dump Liara for Garrus.
This pretty much played exactly the way I did mine:
“BYE LIARA!” *immediately runs to find Garrus*
I really hate Liara’s voice acting. It’s so…wooden.
[This playing in the background]
I sat back in my chair and took a sip from my hip flask. Life wasn’t easy, but if you knew how to play her she sure as hell wasn’t a boring mistress boring. My name is Glock. Ace Glock. People say I’m a private eye. I guess I’ll take their word for it. It ain’t easy and it doesn’t pay the bills but it does keep the bullet holes fresh.
A dame walked in. Tall and lithe with a figure that could turn a boy into a man. She told me she had a problem. That much was obvious. Not only was this girl acting as though she had a mind of her own, I didn’t see a man in sight. She had probably caused her own mess. Any person worth his salt would tell you a dame couldn’t be trusted on her own.
And that is misogyny noir.
TOO PERFECT -PFP
SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.
GET SOME FRUIT.
BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.
BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.
PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.
NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.
YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?
TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.
I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.
WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’
IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.
TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.
Calm down, Karkat