antivanbrandy:

My Main Male Bosses - Butch, Marcus, Beast, Dayton

apriki:

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

apriki:

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

huffpostarts:

Check Out The Marble Statue That Looks Exactly Like Ron Swanson, But Was Carved In The Mid-1800s

huffpostarts:

Check Out The Marble Statue That Looks Exactly Like Ron Swanson, But Was Carved In The Mid-1800s

flydontlookdown:

i’m going in there…and i’m very happy about it. who is with me?

flydontlookdown:

i’m going in there…and i’m very happy about it. who is with me?

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

conigliomannaro:

pudgykitties:

Me?

Yes you

conigliomannaro:

pudgykitties:

Me?

Yes you

(Source: corporation-cats)

(Source: brotherhoot)

iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra