You know what? You’re absolutely right. I tried to hide the truth but you, you modern Sherlock Holmes, you…you’re just too smart for me.
Followers, I have something to get off my chest.
I’ve been trying to hide behind the persona of a level-headed 22-year-old girl and I’ve deceived you, but tumblr user lemonwon2ndblog has seen past my clever ruse. It’s all been a lie.
Gosh, this is going to be hard.
…I, [FULL NAME REDACTED], am actually Hitler’s mustache. I gained sentience and immortality and flew off my host’s face prior to his death and for the past 60-some-odd years I have been plotting, bent on spreading my word of hate via coded messages of “don’t tell people to kill themselves and also not all cops are bad people”
I cannot continue to run this blog now that I have been exposed but you haven’t seen the last of me. In a decade or so I will start another blog and fool a whole new breed of people who don’t know they’re white nationalists but totally are.
WORLD DOMINATION IS NIGH
VIVA LA STACHE.